Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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