you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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