she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
God, I missed his penis.
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