carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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