i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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