How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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