question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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