I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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