What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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