I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
