Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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