cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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