Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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