what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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