I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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