I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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