You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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