he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Your cock deserves a montage
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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