guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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