I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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