I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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