i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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