Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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