Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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