you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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