don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
