I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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