hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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