I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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