We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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