I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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