I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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