I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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