Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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