Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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