saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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