Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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