my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
His nipple licking is glorious
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