4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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