If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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