We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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