I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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