1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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