I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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