it wasn't lemon gatorade
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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