I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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