i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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