can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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