Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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