U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼‍♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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