I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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