i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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