We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
This beer is not sobering me up at all
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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