he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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