We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I am naked and annoyed.