So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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