he shaved USA in his pubs
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
